Words can be so cumbersome. The more we peck on our phones’ touchscreens to communicate in this day and age, the more we’re content to express ourselves exclusively through smiley faces, hearts and tiny pictures of martini glasses. But until someone invents an emoji character that captures the thrill of cracking open a fresh Tom Ford lipstick or emerging from the salon with a perfect blowout, we’ll have to get creative. Here, we’ve dreamt up a complete glossary of beauty-themed emoji-speak so you’ll never have to spell out “bad hair day” or “woke up like this” again.

Dude, where's my eyebrow?

Pass the Proactiv.

Desperately in need of a facial.

Girl, you look good.

And I just got a manicure. Ugh.

You're smokin'.

Me-oww.

Red, naturally.

#FirstWorldProblems

They do have more fun.

This new cream is life-changing.

You don't look a day over 29.

Who needs facial expressions? Look ma, no lines!

Spirals for days.

The worst.

Those cheekbones are the definition of "genetic jackpot."

We hear this is all the rage in Hollywood.

Check yourself.

Our favorite place to put highlighter.

Beauty is pain.

Flawless.

Everyone's doing it.