She'll strut her stuff at the dog run with this cuddly cut. This style is ideal for poodles and poodle mixes, because "the hair is curly and fluffy, so you can shape it more," says Bedid of his topiary technique.

The look: curvy legs, tapered feet, round face, tight clipping around the eyes, short ears, puffy top of head.

Tokyo's teddy cut features flared legs that look like bell bottoms. It adds prance to their gate as they walk. "New Yorkers don't ask for this so much. They like even feet. To be honest with you, the dog stays cleaner that way," says Bedid.

Tip: Fluff the coat at home with a slicker brush or finishing comb.

Rawwwwwwr. Your dog can expect a buzzed body paired with a bushy face and tail tip. "I use thinning shears to taper the tail like a candle or carrot," Bedid says of his Carnegie Hill canine style. 

Anti-aging for dogs?!

Yes. The fur's cut to look even all over, with a textured, feathered effect to mimic a puppy's soft plushness. Bedid uses a skip-tooth blade or 10-inch hand scissors to give the fur a "slightly shaggy" look. 

Tip: "Crop the ears at a 45-degree angle. It looks more youthful," Bedid suggests.

This is a doggy blowout. Plain and simple.

Like your blowout, it involves a shampoo, blowdry and thorough brushing. The resulting smooth, silky strands flatter labs, goldens, huskies and Alaskan breeds.

Tip: Bedid brushes a second time "to remove dead hair in the undercoat."

Does your Frenchie have attitude? Go punk, but skip the color. . .

Doggy dye is essentially food coloring (read: safe), but we don't endorse painted pets. Fur colorists are still in demand, however. "This one guy wanted me to dye his dog like the Italian flag. Red, green and white," says Bedid.

Even Snooki herself deserted The Bump.

Cute, but come on. . . 

Who has the time? 

Donald Trump called. He wants his toupée back.